Saturday, August 31, 2019

My 200 Favorite Movies: Reviews of Zodiac & Collateral

Photo Credit: Shelf Talk - Word Press



Don't forget to catch up on my series to date:

Three Best Picture nomineesL.A. ConfidentialMystic River and Hannah and Her Sisters
Three Oscar winnersNo Country for Old MenKramer vs. Kramer and The Wrestler
Three "Sleepers"BernieThe Drop and Lucky Number Slevin
Two Rom-Coms: Pretty Woman and Love, Actually

Now it's time for a pair of crime dramas directed by two of Hollywood's heavy hitters...

ZODIAC (2007)

The precursor to Netflix's addictive Mindhunter, Zodiac was directed with skill and superb pacing by the great David Fincher. This is a two-hour, 37-minute movie that feels like an hour and 45 minutes at most. 

Zodiac has it all -- it's an investigative journalism/detective story about the dogged pursuit of the elusive and enigmatic serial killer, but it's also suspenseful and energetic with explosive bursts of graphic violence. 

Two hard-working actors, Jake Gyllenhaal (as a journalist) and Mark Ruffalo (as a cop) are at the heart of the investigation, completely immersed in their high stakes game of cat-and-mouse with the intelligent and frustrating killer. John Carroll Lynch puts in a tricky and creepy performance as Arthur Leigh Allen. 

In my opinion, Zodiac owes an awful lot to Alan J. Pakula's All the President's Men (1976). In a classy move, Fincher pays homage with his layout and design of the San Francisco Chronicle's newsroom. If you've seen All the President's Men, you will see the intentional similarities. 

** Frascella's Score: 9.5 out of 10 **

COLLATERAL (2004)

I'm not really a Michael Mann guy. He certainly has his own aesthetic, so I can't fault him for that, but I think his movies tend to drag due to poor editing. Some directors just can't seem to let go of any of their material. 

That said, Collateral is perhaps his tightest and most entertaining film. A ruthless and interesting Tom Cruise plays Vincent, a contract killer scheduled to knock off a number of potentially-damaging witnesses in the same night. In order to complete his assigned task(s), Vincent enlists the help of an unwitting cab driver named Max (a toned down and vulnerable Jamie Foxx), who quickly realizes that he's in a situation he'd rather not be in. 

Max tries to wiggle his way out in a few different fashions, but Vincent has no plans to change drivers. As far as he's concerned, he and Max are linked for the night. Essentially, Max is Vincent's hostage as he crosses paths with characters played by Javier BardemJada Pinkett-Smith and other recognizable faces. 

I like the powder keg action in Collateral, but perhaps my favorite aspect of the film is its screenplay, written sneakily by Stuart Beattie. Vincent and Max may be a killer and a cabbie, but they are complex, multi-dimensional characters who have interesting things to say. 

Collateral is an entertaining film with effective surprises and unanticipated depth. Whenever it's on, I have a difficult time turning it off. 

** Frascella's Score: 9.5 out of 10 **

MY UP-TO-DATE ARCHIVE OF ALL REVIEWS AND SCORES

(The Top 200 series will continue, but the list below includes ALL of my past reviews and scores.)

1. Up in the Air (9.5/10)
2. Steve Jobs (9.5/10)
3. Collateral (9.5/10)
4. No Country for Old Men (9.5/10)
5. The Wrestler (9.5/10)
6. The Drop (9.5/10)
7. Zodiac (9.5/10)
8. Kramer vs. Kramer (9.5/10)
9. Margin Call (9/10)
10. Hannah and Her Sisters (9/10)
11. Mystic River (9/10)
12. L.A. Confidential (9/10)
13. Lady Bird (9/10)
14. Stay (9/10)
15. Gone Girl (9/10)
16. Nocturnal Animals (9/10)
17. 45 Years (9/10)
18. The Edge of Seventeen (9/10)
19. Bernie (9/10)
20. Lucky Number Slevin (9/10)
21. Tape (9/10)
22. A Perfect Murder (9/10)
23. War Dogs (8.5/10)
24. The Founder (8.5/10)
25. In Bruges (8.5/10)
26. Split (8.5/10)
27. Bad Moms (8.5/10)
28. Basquiat (8.5/10)
29. Love, Actually (8.5/10)
30. Moonlight (8/10)
31. Pretty Woman (8/10)
32. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (7.5/10)
33. The Revenant (7.5/10)
34. The Good Shepherd (7.5/10)
35. The Shallows (7.5/10)
36. Focus (7.5/10) 
37. The Night Before (7.5/10)
38. The Walk (7/10)
39. 10 Cloverfield Lane (7/10)
40. Loving (7/10) - No review available
41. A Most Violent Year (6.5/10) - No review available
42. The Shape of Water (6/10) - discussed in this review
43. The Boy (6/10) - No review available
44. Muhammad Ali: Say My Name (6/10) - No review available
45. Joy (5.5/10)
46. Taking Lives (5.5/10)
47. La La Land (5.5/10)
48. The Visit (5/10) - discussed in this review
49. The Mule (5/10) - No review available
50. 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (5/10)
51. Make Love Great Again (5/10) - No review available
52. Molly's Game (5/10)
53. Set It Up (5/10)
54. Get a Job (5/10) - No review available
55. The Interpreter (5/10) - No review available
56. Eric Clapton: Life in 12 Bars (5/10) - No review available
57. Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (4.5/10) - No review available
58. Brooklyn (4.5/10) - discussed in this review, and this review
59. Ocean's 8 (4/10)
60. Everything Must Go (4/10) - No review available
61. Why Him? (3.5/10) - No review available
62. The Program (3/10)
63. Pitch Perfect 3 (2/10)
64. Shut In (2/10) - No review available
65. Premonition (2/10) - No review available
66. Rings (1.5/10)
67. Mother's Day (1.5/10)
68. I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (0/10) - No review available

Wednesday, August 28, 2019

My 200 Favorite Movies: Reviews of Pretty Woman and Love, Actually

Photo Credit: Smooth Radio


Don't forget to check out the first three installments of my series:

Three Best Picture nominees: L.A. Confidential, Mystic River and Hannah and Her Sisters

Three Oscar winners: No Country for Old Men, Kramer vs. Kramer and The Wrestler

Three "Sleepers": Bernie, The Drop and Lucky Number Slevin

Now it's time for a couple rom-coms...

PRETTY WOMAN (1990)

Let's just get this right out into the open: I'm not going to shy away from romantic comedies or "chick flicks" simply because they aren't generally considered manly or masculine. A good movie is a good movie; there's no need to discriminate or dismiss any particular genres. 

That said, Pretty Woman is certainly considered one of the all-time classics of its genre. Carried by the breakout performance of Julia Roberts' illustrious career, Pretty Woman is a textbook example of a "hooker with a heart of gold" story. Roberts literally plays a hooker with a heart of gold named Vivian Ward, who wins the affection of a ruthless businessman named Edward Lewis, portrayed with suavity and confidence by Richard Gere

Perhaps the most memorable scene of the movie is when Edward sends Vivian on a downtown shopping spree, just days after Vivian had been insulted by uppity store clerks. Vivian comes out on top the second time around. The chemistry between Roberts and Gere is real and magnetic. 

** Frascella's Score: 8 out of 10 ** 

LOVE, ACTUALLY (2003)

Holiday movies are generally sappy, saccharine crap. They tend to take the easy way out in a lazy attempt to give the audience what they want: Predictable love stories, overly joyful characters and happy endings. 

Hmm, I've kind of painted myself into a corner, here. It's not that director Richard Curtis isn't going for happy endings in Love, Actually, it's just that his multiple storylines work and the payoffs aren't painfully cheesy. 

I find myself rooting for the characters in this massive ensemble piece featuring Hugh Grant, the late Alan RickmanBill NighyEmma ThompsonColin FirthLiam NeesonKeira KnightleyChiwetel EjioforLaura LinneyBilly Bob Thornton -- basically every European actor who ever appeared in a Harry PotterLord of the Rings or Pirates of the Caribbean movie. 

I am entertained and satisfied by virtually all of the storylines, and the dramatic climaxes for The Prime Minister (Grant), Jamie the writer (Firth) and Daniel's (Neeson) son, Sam (Thomas Brodie-Sangster, later of Game of Thrones) actually work for me. 

Also, not everyone gets a happy ending. Things are bittersweet for Harry (Rickman), Karen (Thompson) and lovelorn Mark (Andrew Lincoln of The Walking Dead), whose crush, Juliet (Knightley), marries his best friend, Peter (Ejiofor). 

Ensemble love stories can go terribly wrong -- see Garry Marshall's Valentine's Day or New Year's Eve -- but this one doesn't. Love, Actually has a lot of moving parts, but they move pretty well.

** Frascella's Score: 8.5 out of 10 **

MY UP-TO-DATE ARCHIVE OF ALL REVIEWS AND SCORES

(The Top 200 series will continue, but the list below includes ALL of my past reviews and scores.)

1. Up in the Air (9.5/10)
2. Steve Jobs (9.5/10)
3. No Country for Old Men (9.5/10)
4. The Wrestler (9.5/10)
5. The Drop (9.5/10)
6. Kramer vs. Kramer (9.5/10)
7. Margin Call (9/10)
8. Hannah and Her Sisters (9/10)
9. Mystic River (9/10)
10. L.A. Confidential (9/10)
11. Lady Bird (9/10)
12. Stay (9/10)
13. Gone Girl (9/10)
14. Nocturnal Animals (9/10)
15. 45 Years (9/10)
16. The Edge of Seventeen (9/10)
17. Bernie (9/10)
18. Lucky Number Slevin (9/10)
19. Tape (9/10)
20. A Perfect Murder (9/10)
21. War Dogs (8.5/10)
22. The Founder (8.5/10)
23. In Bruges (8.5/10)
24. Split (8.5/10)
25. Bad Moms (8.5/10)
26. Basquiat (8.5/10)
27. Love, Actually (8.5/10)
28. Moonlight (8/10)
29. Pretty Woman (8/10)
30. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (7.5/10)
31. The Revenant (7.5/10)
32. The Good Shepherd (7.5/10)
33. The Shallows (7.5/10)
34. Focus (7.5/10) 
35. The Night Before (7.5/10)
36. The Walk (7/10)
37. 10 Cloverfield Lane (7/10)
38. Loving (7/10) - No review available
39. A Most Violent Year (6.5/10) - No review available
40. The Shape of Water (6/10) - discussed in this review
41. The Boy (6/10) - No review available
42. Muhammad Ali: Say My Name (6/10) - No review available
43. Joy (5.5/10)
44. Taking Lives (5.5/10)
45. La La Land (5.5/10)
46. The Visit (5/10) - discussed in this review
47. 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (5/10)
48. Make Love Great Again (5/10) - No review available
49. Molly's Game (5/10)
50. Set It Up (5/10)
51. Get a Job (5/10) - No review available
52. The Interpreter (5/10) - No review available
53. Eric Clapton: Life in 12 Bars (5/10) - No review available
54. Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (4.5/10) - No review available
55. Brooklyn (4.5/10) - discussed in this review, and this review
56. Ocean's 8 (4/10)
57. Everything Must Go (4/10) - No review available
58. Why Him? (3.5/10) - No review available
59. The Program (3/10)
60. Pitch Perfect 3 (2/10)
61. Shut In (2/10) - No review available
62. Premonition (2/10) - No review available
63. Rings (1.5/10)
64. Mother's Day (1.5/10)
65. I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (0/10) - No review available

Wednesday, August 21, 2019

My 200 Favorite Movies: Bernie, The Drop & Lucky Number Slevin

Photo Credit: MoviePosters2.com



Yesterday I reviewed Oscar winners No Country for Old Men, Kramer vs. Kramer and The Wrestler; today we transition to three lesser-known films. Maybe you'll find a "sleeper" to watch in here...

BERNIE (2011)

Richard Linklater is one of my favorite directors, and Jack Black has really grown on me over the years. With that talented duo pulling the strings of Bernie -- a fascinating and (somehow) funny true story about Bernie Tiede (Black), a well-liked funeral director who murdered his mean old female companion, Marjorie Nugent (a game Shirley MacLaine) -- we are undoubtedly in good hands. 

Matthew McConaughey is hilariously deadpan as local District Attorney Danny Buck, the only man in Carthage, TX who actually wants Bernie to be convicted. Matthew's real-life mom, Kay, gets into the act as one of the townspeople lobbying for Bernie's acquittal. You can see where he gets it from.

** Frascella's Score: 9 out of 10 **

THE DROP (2014)

Any time I think of The Drop, the words "tight" and "lean" immediately pop into my head. Dennis Lehane (Mystic RiverGone Baby Gone) is an absolutely phenomenal crime drama writer, and The Drop represents another impressive bullet point on his resume. 

There is nothing extraneous or superfluous in this film; Lehane's screenplay is economical, and virtually everything is there for a reason. Tom Hardy is a chameleon in one of the two leads as Bob Saginowski, a Brooklyn dive bartender and right-hand man of Cousin Marv (the great James Gandolfini, in his final role). 

I won't say much about the plot, except that it may not be what you initially think it is. Matthias Schoenaerts is a standout as wannabe thug Eric Deeds, and the always excellent John Ortiz provides energy as the sharp Detective Torres, who always seems to have his eye on Deeds, Bob and Marv. This film is a great sleeper.

** Frascella's Score: 9.5 out of 10 **

LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN (2006)

You would think a film starring Bruce WillisMorgan FreemanJosh HartnettLucy LiuBen Kingsley and Stanley Tucci would be better known, right? 

Usually when a cast like that doesn't generate much buzz or critical acclaim, the movie is a stone cold flop. Oddly enough, that isn't the case here. I'm not exactly sure what happened with Lucky Number Slevin (though, it does have a very strong 7.7 score on IMDB), but it didn't do well in the box office and was generally bypassed by the critics. 

Anyway, "Slevin" is actually the name of the protagonist, played with relative intrigue by Harnett, who has since faded out of the limelight. Hartnett is kind of like the audience throughout the film -- he keeps getting thrown into inexplicable situations and can't quite figure out how he got there. That's part of the fun of this film; we're never quite sure who is good, bad, innocent or guilty. 

Slevin crosses paths with the mysteriously sexy Lindsey (Liu), the merciless "Boss" (Freeman), the not-too-holy "Rabbi" (Kingsley), a conflicted hitman named Mr. Goodkat (Willis) and a curious and relentless cop (Tucci). Either physically or emotionally, Slevin takes a beating from virtually all of these characters. 

Nevertheless, in the end, it's nothing a little "Kansas City Shuffle" can't fix. This is a tricky and fun film with many welcome twists and turns.

** Frascella's Score: 9 out of 10 **

MY UP-TO-DATE ARCHIVE OF ALL REVIEWS AND SCORES

(The Top 200 series will continue, but the list below includes ALL of my past reviews and scores.)

1. Up in the Air (9.5/10)
2. Steve Jobs (9.5/10)
3. No Country for Old Men (9.5/10)
4. The Wrestler (9.5/10)
5. The Drop (9.5/10)
6. Kramer vs. Kramer (9.5/10)
7. Margin Call (9/10)
8. Hannah and Her Sisters (9/10)
9. Mystic River (9/10)
10. L.A. Confidential (9/10)
11. Lady Bird (9/10)
12. Stay (9/10)
13. Gone Girl (9/10)
14. Nocturnal Animals (9/10)
15. 45 Years (9/10)
16. The Edge of Seventeen (9/10)
17. Bernie (9/10)
18. Lucky Number Slevin (9/10)
19. Tape (9/10)
20. A Perfect Murder (9/10)
21. War Dogs (8.5/10)
22. The Founder (8.5/10)
23. In Bruges (8.5/10)
24. Split (8.5/10)
25. Bad Moms (8.5/10)
26. Basquiat (8.5/10)
29. The Revenant (7.5/10)
30. The Good Shepherd (7.5/10)
31. The Shallows (7.5/10)
32. Focus (7.5/10) 
33. The Night Before (7.5/10)
34. The Walk (7/10)
35. 10 Cloverfield Lane (7/10)
36. Loving (7/10) - No review available
37. A Most Violent Year (6.5/10) - No review available
38. The Shape of Water (6/10) - discussed in this review
39. The Boy (6/10) - No review available
40. Joy (5.5/10)
41. Taking Lives (5.5/10)
42. La La Land (5.5/10)
43. The Visit (5/10) - discussed in this review
44. 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (5/10)
45. Make Love Great Again (5/10) - No review available
46. Molly's Game (5/10)
47. Set It Up (5/10)
48. Get a Job (5/10) - No review available
49. The Interpreter (5/10) - No review available
50. Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (4.5/10) - No review available
51. Brooklyn (4.5/10) - discussed in this review, and this review
52. Ocean's 8 (4/10)
53. Everything Must Go (4/10) - No review available
54. Why Him? (3.5/10) - No review available
55. The Program (3/10)
56. Pitch Perfect 3 (2/10)
57. Shut In (2/10) - No review available
58. Premonition (2/10) - No review available
59. Rings (1.5/10)
60. Mother's Day (1.5/10)

Tuesday, August 20, 2019

My 200 Favorite Movies: Reviews of No Country for Old Men, Kramer vs. Kramer & The Wrestler

Photo Credit: Miramax & YouTube


In yesterday's installment, I reviewed Best Picture nominees L.A. Confidential, Mystic River and Hannah and Her Sisters. This time we'll take a step up to two Best Picture winners, as well as an unlikely Best Actor...


NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (2007)

I wouldn't call myself a Coen brothers' fanatic -- though, the recent The Ballad of Buster Scruggs boosted my tempered opinion of them -- but I can certainly appreciate their unique talents and the overall quality of their work. Like many others, I think Fargo is a twisted little gem, but No Country for Old Men is a slightly superior film to me. 

As the soulless, stalking Anton Chigurh, Javier Bardem gives us one of the top 10 villains of all time. Tommy Lee Jones (Sheriff Ed Tom Bell) and Josh Brolin (Llewelyn Moss) are note perfect in the lead roles, and Kelly Macdonald is the sweet, unsung hero of the story as Llewelyn's unlucky wife, Carla Jean. 

With well-calibrated direction, patient pacing, memorable characters and some interesting philosophical ideas, No Country for Old Men is a complete film and deserving Best Picture winner.

** Frascella's Score: 9.5 out of 10 **

KRAMER VS. KRAMER (1979)

When I was initially texting with Sam YtuarteJimmy Kelly and Andrew Meyer about my list back in 2016, in reference to this film I said, "Now there's a perfect example of a Fro Movie." 

Kramer vs. Kramer is a small, little film about the separation of Ted and Joanna Kramer, complex human characters played beautifully by Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep. Caught in the middle is their confused little boy, Billy (Justin Henry). 

Henry was deservedly showered with praise for his integral role in this touching family drama. He was an extremely likable and skilled child actor. 

Kramer vs. Kramer feels real and genuine throughout its 105-minute running time, and justice was served when it won Best Picture at the 1979 Academy Awards. Jane Alexander also deserves mention for her nuanced and vulnerable performance as Ted and Joanna's torn mutual friend, Margaret Phelps. 

** Frascella's Score: 9.5 out of 10 **

THE WRESTLER (2008)

Darren Aronofsky films can be difficult to watch. 

It all started with the manic and claustrophobic Pi back in 1998, followed by the painful examination of drug addiction, Requiem For a Dream. In those initial successes, it almost seemed like he was intentionally trying to put the viewer through hell. It's safe to say that Mr. Aronofsky has a pretty grim outlook on life. 

However, he softened up a bit for The Wrestler, and the result is his best film to date. 

Carried by a career-reviving performance from Mickey Rourke (at least momentarily), The Wrestler is a sad story about, well, a wrestler, who doesn't quite realize that his better days are behind him. Randy "The Ram" Robinson is single, has a fractured relationship with his daughter (a feisty Evan Rachel Wood) and his only friends are a boy who plays video games with him and a sexy stripper named Cassidy (Marisa Tomei), whose career trajectory mirrors Randy's. 

"The Ram" really tries to turn his messy life around. Does he succeed?

** Frascella's Score: 9.5 out of 10 **

MY UP-TO-DATE ARCHIVE OF ALL REVIEWS AND SCORES

(The Top 200 series will continue, but the list below includes ALL of my past reviews and scores.)

1. Up in the Air (9.5/10)
2. Steve Jobs (9.5/10)
3. No Country for Old Men (9.5/10)
4. The Wrestler (9.5/10)
5. Kramer vs. Kramer (9.5/10)
6. Margin Call (9/10)
7. Hannah and Her Sisters (9/10)
8. Mystic River (9/10)
9. L.A. Confidential (9/10)
10. Lady Bird (9/10)
11. Stay (9/10)
12. Gone Girl (9/10)
13. Nocturnal Animals (9/10)
14. 45 Years (9/10)
15. The Edge of Seventeen (9/10)
16. Tape (9/10)
17. A Perfect Murder (9/10)
18. War Dogs (8.5/10)
19. The Founder (8.5/10)
20. In Bruges (8.5/10)
21. Split (8.5/10)
22. Bad Moms (8.5/10)
23. Basquiat (8.5/10)
26. The Revenant (7.5/10)
27. The Good Shepherd (7.5/10)
28. The Shallows (7.5/10)
29. Focus (7.5/10) 
30. The Night Before (7.5/10)
31. The Walk (7/10)
32. 10 Cloverfield Lane (7/10)
33. Loving (7/10) - No review available
34. A Most Violent Year (6.5/10) - No review available
35. The Shape of Water (6/10) - discussed in this review
36. The Boy (6/10) - No review available
37. Joy (5.5/10)
38. Taking Lives (5.5/10)
39. La La Land (5.5/10)
40. The Visit (5/10) - discussed in this review
41. 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (5/10)
42. Make Love Great Again (5/10) - No review available
43. Molly's Game (5/10)
44. Set It Up (5/10)
45. Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (4.5/10) - No review available
46. Brooklyn (4.5/10) - discussed in this review, and this review
47. Ocean's 8 (4/10)
48. Why Him? (3.5/10) - No review available
49. The Program (3/10)
50. Pitch Perfect 3 (2/10)
51. Shut In (2/10) - No review available
52. Premonition (2/10) - No review available
53. Rings (1.5/10)
54. Mother's Day (1.5/10)

Monday, August 19, 2019

My 200 Favorite Movies: Reviews of L.A. Confidential, Mystic River & Hannah and Her Sisters

Photo Credit: Roger Ebert


In July of 2016, I set out to rank my 200 favorite movies, in order, then review each and every one of them. As you can probably imagine, my eyes were bigger than my appetite, and life got in the way. I wrote more than 40 reviews, but came nowhere near the 200. Instead of wasting those words and the time I put into them, I'll be publishing them - piecemeal - over the course of the next few months. Remember, these are my FAVORITE movies, which doesn't necessarily mean they are the BEST I've ever seen. Please enjoy...and as always...all comments and reasonable debates are welcome!


These early reviews are the shortest of the series. Three Best Picture nominees to start...

L.A. CONFIDENTIAL (1997)

In a year that included TitanicGood Will Hunting and As Good As It Gets, I remember that my uncle, Larry Frascella -- former top film critic for US Magazine -- thought L.A. Confidential was the best of the best. And, years later, I have to say I still agree. 

Titanic is one of the top grossing films in history, but I felt the screenplay was corny and the primary romance too contrived. Good Will Hunting is one of my all-time favorite movies, but it's not a better movie than L.A. Confidential. It's really just a by-the-numbers hidden genius story done well. I'm not even gonna bother with As Good As It Gets (director James L. Brooks is the unofficial King of Sap). 

While the other contenders left me with bones to pick, L.A. Confidential separates itself from the pack as a truly complete film -- the cast is phenomenal, the story is strong, the period setting and style are spot on and it ends with a thrilling final act. 

As the four central cops in the movie, Russell CroweGuy PearceKevin Spacey and James Cromwell are phenomenal. I really enjoyed the murder mystery elements of the plot as well.

** Frascella's Score: 9 out of 10 **

MYSTIC RIVER (2003)

The first time I saw Clint Eastwood's masterwork, Mystic River, I was quickly convinced that it was one of the most complete films I'd ever seen -- dark, engrossing, powerful and memorable. It effectively blended mystery, suspense and unfiltered drama with excellent performances from Sean PennTim RobbinsKevin Bacon and Laurence Fishburne.

However, much to my surprise, the second time I saw Mystic River I was strangely disengaged. The story felt like a one-trick pony the second time around. Once I was aware of the resolution, I wasn't as engaged in the film's preceding sequence of events. So while I still believe Mystic River is one of the best all-around movies I've ever seen, it is not one of my top 100 because of a lack of sustainable replay value. As I've said hundreds of times in the past, to me, "favorite" films are those you can easily watch over and over again. 

Laura Linney tried her best in the role of Penn's tough, trashy and loyal-to-a-fault wife -- hints of Lady Macbeth, here -- but ultimately was miscast. To me, the real Laura Linney is closer to the characters she played in Love, Actually and The Truman Show (both coming in later installments). This role was just a bit of a stretch for me.

(NOTE: I wrote this back in 2016, before Ozark existed. Maybe I was wrong about Laura.)

** Frascella's Score: 9 out of 10 **

HANNAH AND HER SISTERS (1986)

Certainly one of Woody Allen's all-time greats, Hannah and Her Sisters weaves multiple storylines around a trio of sisters: Hannah (Mia Farrow, Woody's muse of the moment), Lee (Barbara Hershey) and Holly (an excellent Dianne Wiest). 

Hmm, let's see how I can summarize all this...Hannah is divorced from Mickey (played by Allen himself), who may or may not be interested in Holly, who is interested in David (a young Sam Waterson, of Law & Order fame), who is also being pursued by April (Carrie Fisher), who happens to be Holly's partner in a professional catering venture. That leaves Elliot (a sometimes-creepy Michael Caine) who is now married to Hannah while being deeply in love with her sister, Lee, who is dating the much older Frederick (a solid Max von Sydow). 

Many of these characters intertwine, one way or another. The first time I saw Hannah and Her Sisters, I was really moved by it, particularly the third act. Upon subsequent viewings, the good news is that I seem to remember everything quite well -- the more memorable, the better -- but the bad news is that I don't like it quite as much as I did the first time. Some movies become more likable over time, but this one doesn't because there aren't that many likable characters. In fact, I only find myself rooting for the title character, Hannah, who is played with restraint, dignity and subtle skill by Farrow. 

Nevertheless, this is a sometimes-deep and thought-provoking dramedy about a dysfunctional family that never quite grasps the extent of its dysfunctionality. One of Woody's top three for me.

** Frascella's Score: 9 out of 10 **

MY UP-TO-DATE ARCHIVE OF ALL REVIEWS AND SCORES

("No review available" means I recently saw the film for the first time, but don't have much to say about it. Glad to provide a score, at least.)

1. Up in the Air (9.5/10)
2. Steve Jobs (9.5/10)
3. Margin Call (9/10)
4. Hannah and Her Sisters (9/10)
5. Mystic River (9/10)
6. L.A. Confidential (9/10)
7. Lady Bird (9/10)
8. Stay (9/10)
9. Gone Girl (9/10)
10. Nocturnal Animals (9/10)
11. 45 Years (9/10)
12. The Edge of Seventeen (9/10)
13. Tape (9/10)
14. A Perfect Murder (9/10)
15. War Dogs (8.5/10)
16. In Bruges (8.5/10)
17. Split (8.5/10)
18. Bad Moms (8.5/10)
19. Basquiat (8.5/10)
22. The Revenant (7.5/10)
23. The Good Shepherd (7.5/10)
24. The Shallows (7.5/10)
25. Focus (7.5/10) 
26. The Night Before (7.5/10)
27. The Walk (7/10)
28. 10 Cloverfield Lane (7/10)
29. Loving (7/10) - No review available
30. A Most Violent Year (6.5/10) - No review available
31. The Shape of Water (6/10) - discussed in this review
32. The Boy (6/10) - No review available
33. Joy (5.5/10)
34. Taking Lives (5.5/10)
35. La La Land (5.5/10)
36. The Visit (5/10) - discussed in this review
37. 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi (5/10)
38. Make Love Great Again (5/10) - No review available
39. Molly's Game (5/10)
40. Set It Up (5/10)
41. Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates (4.5/10) - No review available
42. Brooklyn (4.5/10) - discussed in this review, and this review
43. Ocean's 8 (4/10)
44. Why Him? (3.5/10) - No review available
45. The Program (3/10)
46. Pitch Perfect 3 (2/10)
47. Shut In (2/10) - No review available
48. Premonition (2/10) - No review available
49. Rings (1.5/10)
50. Mother's Day (1.5/10)

Saturday, August 17, 2019

John Frascella's 2019-20 NFL Preseason Predictions: Are the Chiefs Ready for The Big One?

PHOTO CREDIT: www.TheBigLead.com


After an interesting offseason which took the Antonio Brown Circus to Oakland, Odell Beckham sideshow to Cleveland and Daniel Jones Comedy Hour to New York, it's time to figure out who improved, and who is destined for a season of misery.

And...will the Pats ever relinquish their throne?

And...perhaps most importantly, this piece is specially dedicated to "Captain Live" DJ Toby and his beautiful bride-to-be, Ms. Lauren O'Reilly. Best of luck, you two! Wishing you all the happiness in the world.

AMERICAN FOOTBALL CONFERENCE

AFC East


** EDITOR'S NOTE: The vast majority of this piece was written on Thursday, August 15. Updates will be provided at the end of team synopses. **

1. New England Patriots - Frascella's Projected Record: 11-5

The Pats weren't very convincing during the 2018 regular season, but we should all get the memo by now - we don't get to see the real Pats until the postseason. Heading into the playoffs, I remember the talking heads screeching these just aren't the same Patriots - the Chargers are the better all-around team!

Yeah, um, New England blew them out. The Pats opened up a commanding 35-7 lead and never looked back. They ended up winning easily, 41-28, with most of the Chargers' offense coming during garbage time. Of course, New England went on to win the Super Bowl (vomit) again.

This season will likely follow a similar trajectory - the Pats won't dominate the regular season, but they'll coast to some extent, finding their wins exactly when they need to. After a couple years of waffling, Rob Gronkowski has finally retired, but Bill Belichick and Tom Brady always find efficient ways around personnel losses. The now-available targets will be spread around to rookie WR N'Keal Harry, upstart Maurice Harris and new No. 1 TE Matt LaCosse. James White and Phillip Dorsett will obviously continue to get their looks, too.

This is all just pointless babble. The Patriots aren't going anywhere until Brady retires. It all comes down to...when a playoff game is close down the stretch, which team makes the winning plays under pressure?

UPDATE: WR Josh Gordon has been reinstated by the NFL, and should also absorb some of the looks vacated by Gronk.

2. New York Jets (8-8)

Before I get excited about this team, the Jets have to figure out their cornerback situation. CB1 Trumaine Johnson - who has been an all-around bust since former GM Mike Maccagnan signed him last offseason - is "week to week" with a hamstring injury, which leaves Darryl Roberts and Kyron Brown as the Jets' starters. Who?

The inability to contain opposing wideouts can sink a promising team, so we'll have to keep an eye on New York's questionable corners throughout the year.

In the meantime, I'm just happy Maccagnan, Todd Bowles and Jeremy Bates are gone. It's a refreshing new era with GM Joe Douglas, HC Adam Gase and DC Gregg Williams steering the ship. Douglas comes highly-regarded from a Super Bowl champion Eagles' organization; Gase has been consistently endorsed by the great Peyton Manning and Williams has always been one of the most respected defensive coordinators in the game. Dowell Loggains takes over from Bates as OC, but we all know Gase will be heavily involved in the playcalling.

Of course, Sam Darnold is reasonably expected to take "the next step" in year two, but I don't think the Jets are all the way there as a team. After going 4-12 last season, doubling their wins should be a nice step up for Gang Green. The future is bright; but they haven't separated themselves from the Bills in the middle of their division, yet.

UPDATE: Key linebacker Avery Williamson is now out for the season with a torn ACL. Jets fans can thank Gase for playing Williamson in the second quarter of a meaningless preseason game. A great start to Gase's Jet tenure.

3. Buffalo Bills (8-8)

Again, the talking heads and "experts" were talkin' alotta shit after the Bills selected Josh Allen in the 2018 Draft, but those very same critics were awfully quiet down the stretch of last season. Allen was a fantasy football darling, mixing explosive running plays with five consecutive games over 200 yards passing. Prior to that, he had only cracked 200 in game five vs. the Chargers (245, to be exact). Allen's development accelerated, as he was helped along by the surprising play of athletic WR Robert Foster.

Foster is expected to take a bit of a backseat this year, with the arrivals of veteran WRs John Brown and Cole Beasley. Brown should be on the outside with Zay Jones, while Beasley will man his usual spot in the slot. Foster will get his opportunities in four-wide sets.

Defensively, Buffalo seems to like what it already had in place: Jerry Hughes and Lorenzo Alexander led the way in sacks (both are back), and interception leaders Jordan Poyer and Matt Milano also return to the same situations. Pro Bowler and de facto defensive leader Kyle Williams has retired after a very successful 13-year career.

I expect these Bills to be a little bit better than the public's perception. Still not a playoff team, though.

4. Miami Dolphins (3-13)

Yeesh, rookie head coach Brian Flores is going to have his hands full here. Coincidentally, I ran into him at a hotel during (the aforementioned) DJ's Bachelor Party, but I didn't wanna say, man, your team is really going to suck this year.

But...man, his team is really going to suck this year.

We all know what Ryan Fitzpatrick at the helm means -- some surprisingly productive fantasy games, a lot of head-scratching decisions and mind-boggling interceptions -- and Josh Rosen won't be any better if he gets the call. WR DeVante Parker is a perennial disappointment and Kalen Ballage is rather inexperienced in the backfield, so Flores -- already known for his defensive acumen -- will be leaning heavily upon LBs Kiko Alonso (125 tackles), Raekwon McMillan (105 tackles) and Pro Bowl CB Xavien Howard (7 picks).

However, top pass rushers Cameron Wake and Robert Quinn are both gone - to Tennessee and Dallas, respectively. This sure looks like a "rebuilding year" for Miami.

AFC North

1. Pittsburgh Steelers (10-6)

People tend to overreact when a team loses marquee names. Don't get me wrong, Antonio Brown and Le'Veon Bell are two of the best individual offensive players in the game, but the Steelers already played without Bell last season, during which James Conner emerged as a major breakout player. 

Sure, the Steelers are a better team with both Brown and Bell, but they aren't suddenly going to fall off a cliff. Ben Roethlisberger and Mike Tomlin have been around the block. They know how to handle personnel changes. 

The pundits seem to be down on Pittsburgh, given the hype around Baker Mayfield, Odell Beckham and the Browns, as well the "rising star" storyline with Lamar Jackson in Baltimore. It isn't smart to sleep on a veteran team. These Steelers will not go quietly into the night. 

2. Baltimore Ravens (9-7)

The natural inclination is to assume Jackson will take another step up this season, but we know what happens to those who make assumptions. I don't believe Jackson will improve dramatically as a passer, but John Harbaugh will play the field position game, dinking and dunking and controlling the short game with Jackson and new addition Mark Ingram

Baltimore's going to be right in that 8-8, 9-7 range. C.J. Mosley was an awfully big loss for this once-vaunted defense. 

3. Cleveland Browns (8-8)

Toot Toooooot! All aboard the Hype Train!

Every year I pinpoint the hype teams, and virtually every single time they fall short of lofty expectations. I have no gripes about the offensive core of Mayfield, Beckham, Jarvis Landry, Nick Chubb and David Njoku; this projection isn't strictly about personnel. Just keep in mind that winning as a unit is a collective process. I admire Mayfield's perseverance and cockiness, but I'm not just going to rocket this team to 10 or 11 wins. They are in a similar category with the Jets and Bills - three teams with sophomore quarterbacks that have some nice pieces in place.  

Creating a winning culture is a gradual process. The Hype Train is simply moving too fast, here. The Browns will be in a position to win 10 or 11 games, but they'll lose a handful of heartbreakers, which will push them down to 7 or 8 wins. Growing pains of a young, improving team. Mark my words. 

4. Cincinnati Bengals (4-12)

Maybe the Bengals will be more interesting with youngster Zac Taylor at the helm, but A.J. Green and John Ross are already hurt. It's always something with this franchise. Green and/or Tyler Eifert always seem to be hurt, either intermittently or simultaneously. With A.J. at 100% and low expectations of this team, I could have projected 6 or 7 wins, but Taylor already admitted Green will miss regular season games. He's simply too valuable for a team this thin on top-tier talent. Should be another disappointing year for Cincy fans. 

AFC South

1. Houston Texans (11-5)

Nice pickup of Duke Johnson, here. D'Onta Foreman never became what the organization initially believed he could be, so Johnson becomes a clear and immediate upgrade as a complement to vanilla RB1 Lamar Miller. Will Fuller is back, and Houston needs him at 100% if it wants to be a serious contender. We all saw how much this offense struggled after he went down last season. They tried Demaryius Thomas, but he wasn't much help. Fuller and DeAndre Hopkins form one of the top three or four WR tandems in the league, and the Texans will need them both to compete with the likes of the Patriots and Chiefs. 

On defense, it's the same ol' story - J.J. Watt and Jadeveon Clowney will lead the way. Safety Tashaun Gipson steps in for Tyrann Mathieu, who is now hunting for a Super Bowl in KC. 

2. Indianapolis Colts (9-7)

When I hear the Colts are "cautiously optimistic" about Andrew Luck's status for Week 1, alarm bells immediately go off in my head. Sure, that likely means they'll push him out there for the opener, but when Luck is banged up, he tends to continue getting hurt. When he's healthy, he tends to stay healthy. It's like a season-to-season thing with him. This already feels like a year in which he misses at least three or four games, and that takes a potential 10 or 11-win team down to 8 or 9. 

I believe in head coach Frank Reich, though. With or without Luck, he'll find ways to keep this club competitive.

3. Jacksonville Jaguars (7-9)

After falling off the map in '18, the Jags are re-emerging as a sexy pick this year. Everyone seems to love the quarterback upgrade from Blake Bortles to Nick Foles; Leonard Fournette is expected to enjoy a bounce-back year, and solid vet Chris Conley was added to bolster Jacksonville's receiving corps.

And don't get me wrong - I LOVE Nick Foles (thanks for beating the Pats, Nicky!) - but Doug Pederson is a better and more innovative head coach than Doug Marrone. Pederson is an unassuming fellow, but he can squeeze more than he should out of a (somewhat) limited veteran like Foles. We know what Marrone is going to do, on the other hand - he's going to take the air out of the ball and play everything safe. Foles' efficiency numbers will be "protected," but what about effectiveness and the autonomy to go out there and engineer victories from the offensive side of the ball?

Of course Foles will be better than Bortles, but Jacksonville's offensive system will ultimately hinder the former.

On the bright side, the Jags can't possibly be as bad as they were last season, thanks to a still-formidable defense lead by CB Jalen Ramsey, LB Myles Jack, veteran DT Marcell Dareus and elite pass rusher and Pro Bowler Calais Campbell. Star linebacker Telvin Smith is bizarrely sitting out the season, though.

4. Tennessee Titans (6-10)

Mike Vrabel did a helluva job as a rookie head coach, considering the facts that his offense was putrid and defense just okay. How the hell did the Titans win 9 games? Let's give Vrabel some of the credit for squeezing every possible ounce out of a sub-par roster, but lightning doesn't strike twice. The Titans are going to lose a bunch of those tight ones this time around. Many moons ago, I used to speak highly of Marcus Mariota, but I've simply lost all faith in him.

This Tennessee team is screaming mediocrity.

AFC West

1. Kansas City Chiefs (13-3)

My friends are probably getting awfully tired of this line...but Pat Mahomes is the closest thing I've ever seen to Michael Jordan

He has ALL of the physical gifts. He has the moxie and determination. What's more...he has the magic. He has the flair. Simply put...the kid can do no wrong. 

Andy Reid is one of the greatest head coaches in league history - he needs that Super Bowl. The Chiefs were one coin toss away from it last year. The Pats won the overtime toss in the AFC Championship Game, and we all knew whomever won the toss was marching down the field and scoring a touchdown. Funny too, because the Patriots absolutely stifled the Rams' "high-octane" offense in that UGLY Super Bowl. Yet, they had no answer for Mahomes, Tyreek Hill and Travis Kelce. No answer for Reid's disorienting offensive schemes, either. 

So, we all know KC has the offense to get it done. What about that defense that was often swiss cheese last year?

There's no reason for me to beat around the bush...these guys ain't fuckin' around. GM Brett Veach and Reid went buckwild, trading for star DE Frank Clark (13 sacks), signing Pro Bowl safety Tyrann Mathieu, trading for DE Emmanuel Ogbah, signing DE Alex Okafor and savvy vet CB Morris Claiborne

Yeah, the time is now. These Chiefs aren't waiting around. I believe in Mahomes. Reid is due. If I had to bet on a Super Bowl champ right this second, I'd take Kansas City all the way. 

2. Los Angeles Chargers (10-6)

This Melvin Gordon holdout situation is more important than you may think. Sure, it has fantasy football implications in every possible format, but the public wants to think Austin Ekeler is a "good enough" replacement if push comes to shove. And that just ain't true. Ekeler is perfect where he is, as a complementary No. 2 back with top-tier receiving skills out of the backfield. He is NOT an every down grinder. I'm bumping the Chargers down from 12 to 10 wins, because who the heck knows what'll end up happening with Gordon. 

With all hands on deck, this is a very solid all-around club. Probably fourth-best in the AFC, behind the Chiefs, Patriots and Texans. The Chargers will need Gordon's consistency in the end, though. 

3. Oakland Raiders (6-10)

Yeah, Antonio Brown is creating a media circus, but this should be a better team with AB, Tyrell Williams, Richie Incognito, Vontaze Burfict, Lamarcus Joyner, J.J. Nelson and first-round rookies Clelln Ferrell, Josh Jacobs and Johnathan Abram

But hey, we're still talkin' about Jon Gruden and Derek Carr as coach and quarterback, here. How excited can I possibly get? Bumping them up two wins is the best I can do. 

4. Denver Broncos (6-10)

The wheels are comin' off for John Elway.

Tim Tebow. Mark Sanchez. Trevor Siemian. Paxton Lynch. Brock Osweiler. One quarterback circus after another. The legendary Peyton Manning is and has been dearly missed. 

And now over-the-hill Joe Flacco?

Of course, "Joe Cool" isn't the answer, but maybe he'll play a bit better because everyone is doubting him. He's that type of dude. When everything is status quo, he just kind of goes through the motions. He becomes Joe Cool to a fault - more like Joe Sleepy or Joe Shitty. But now, everyone (including me) is making fun of Elway for thinking Flacco might be the answer. He's not. But he'll mix in a few monster games the consensus doesn't expect. 

Who cares, anyway? This team isn't going anywhere this season. 

NATIONAL FOOTBALL CONFERENCE 

NFC East

1. Philadelphia Eagles (11-5)

This feels like the season Carson Wentz finally stays healthy. I really like the pickup of DeSean Jackson, to open up even easier opportunities for Alshon Jeffery and Zach Ertz. I think Wentz will enjoy the fact that Foles isn't around, lookin' over his shoulder. Foles is a great guy and team-first professional, but Wentz heard all the noise. Whenever he went down, we'd hear, eh, it doesn't matter, they have Foles anyway!

It shouldn't be that way when you have a young franchise quarterback who was very nearly a league MVP (if not for a devastating, season-ending injury). It's now or never for Wentz. Shit or get off the pot. Don't become that "bust" who ended up getting hurt every single year. 

So, Jackson, Ertz and Jeffery will certainly help combat the worst-case scenario, as will rookie RB Miles Sanders. Philly needs fresh legs at that position. The Jay Ajayi/Corey Clement/Darren Sproles/Wendell Smallwood, etc. thing didn't work out. They need fresh legs, stability and playmaking, and they certainly hope Sanders will provide all three right out of the gate. Jordan Howard was also added at running back, but he falls into the former category - a plodder who simply can't make an enormous impact on his own. I think he's just a name. Fantasy football coaches made him into more than he actually is. 

Defensively, CB Ronald Darby and DT Malik Jackson should be helpful signings. The AFC East should be a two-horse race between the Eagles and Cowboys. 

2. Dallas Cowboys (9-7)

This defense was somethin' else last season, wasn't it?

Linebacker Leighton Vander Esch was a revelation -- 140 tackles, 2 picks and 7 passes defended -- and a Pro Bowler, as was DE Demarcus Lawrence (10.5 sacks). MLB Jaylon Smith was all over the field (121 tackles). Randy Gregory and Tyrone Crawford were relentless rushers of the opposing quarterback, too. Gregory has since been (basically) kicked out of the league, but vet Robert Quinn has arrived to pick up the slack (after his short suspension). 

So, yeah, that Dallas D is lookin' pretty damn good, but we're all well too aware of the elephant in the room:

It seems like Ezekiel Elliott is very willing to sit out this season. It also seems like Jerry Jones is very willing to continue playing hardball. I'm happy to hear all of the hype about young Tony Pollard, but let's get real here - this team ain't winnin' the division without Zeke. It's as simple as that. Jones is between a rock and a hard place, here. 

3. New York Giants (6-10)

I REALLY want to take the Giants' over, but I can't believe it's at 6!

This is totally just a contrarian play. I know the entire world is on the under. I know the Giants' receiving corps is in shambles. I know the Internet erupted in hysterics when New York drafted Daniel Jones. I know Eli Manning is clearly over the hill. 

But football is a funny game. A game of inches. A game of bounces. A missed field goal here, a blocked punt there, a bad call anywhere. If you're a shitty team like the Giants, your goal has to be to win close games. That's it. You're not gonna be running up the score, Chiefs' style. 

So, nobody thinks they are going over 6. I really want them to. I want to project them to be 7-9, but the Giants' sub-par personnel simply doesn't allow me to. As my great friend Matt Zylbert would say..."play for the push" on this one. 

4. Washington Redskins (5-11)

What is it with the Redskins and ugly quarterback competitions?

Better yet, what is it with the Redskins and big-name coaches and shitty quarterback competitions?

Remember that time with Steve Spurrier, Danny Wuerffel, Shane Matthews and I don't know - maybe Patrick Ramsey?

Then we had Mike Shanahan dealing with John Beck and Rex Grossman

Now we have Jay Gruden throwing darts at the wall between unseasoned rookie Dwayne Haskins, journeyman Case Keenum and perennial backup Colt McCoy?

Yuck. Just...yuck. I'm starting to feel like the "Gruden Coaching Tree" is a myth - the idea of Jon and Jay being football masterminds is slipping further and further away from my consciousness. The "Gruden Coaching Tree" is just another way of saying...coaches change teams in the NFL. They change job titles. They get promotions. Some of them may or may not have worked with Jon or Jay Gruden, who worked with Andy Reid and Mike Holmgren, and so on and so forth. 

The Redskins aren't going anywhere. The Raiders aren't going anywhere. And yet, the Gruden name hangs around. 

NFC North

My apologies, gang...it's 11:16 p.m. EST and I'm going to speed through the rest if I can...

1. Chicago Bears (10-6)
2. Minnesota Vikings (9-7)
3. Green Bay Packers (9-7)
4. Detroit Lions (6-10)

The quick rundown...

I'm giving the Bears the division because Matt Nagy has quickly emerged as one of the best and most innovative head coaches in the NFL...I do think Mitchell Trubisky will take a step back, which is why I'm dialing Chicago back from 12 to 10 wins...Mike Zimmer says the Vikings are going to become more of a ground-and-pound team, which is fine, but ultimately my issue with this team is Kirk Cousins...I'm not sure he'll ever get any team over the hump...Aaron Rodgers is definitely going to punch "wunderkind" Matt LaFleur in the face...Rodgers doesn't like anyone telling him what to do in the huddle, let alone an unproven kid who already thinks he knows everything...if Rodgers stays healthy the Packers get a guaranteed 8 or 9 wins, but I simply don't like the coach/QB combination here...this will probably be Matt Patricia's last season as the ineffective head coach of the Lions. 

NFC South

1. New Orleans Saints (11-5)
2. Atlanta Falcons (9-7)
3. Tampa Bay Bucs (8-8)
4. Carolina Panthers (7-9)

I'm reading an awful lot of articles about Drew Brees' "diminishing arm strength," but the Saints are coming into this season with unfinished business after a bogus NFC Championship loss to the less-deserving Rams...The Saints will drop down a couple regular season wins, but Brees is going to want this Super Bowl badly as he inches toward retirement...I'm thinking Saints vs. Chiefs, at this very moment...The Falcons are the Falcons...sometimes they blow you away with electric offense and other times they make you vomit with god awful defensive play...Bruce Arians is the right man for the job in Tampa...but you still can't win more than 8 games with Jameis Winston as your starting quarterback; he simply makes too many ill-advised decisions in critical spots...Cam Newton is declining...I like the young receivers in D.J. Moore and Curtis Samuel, but Cam is holding on to the ball longer and longer...I'm not sure how Carolina moves forward as a franchise. 

NFC West

1. Los Angeles Rams (12-4)
2. Seattle Seahawks (10-6)
3. San Francisco 49ers (6-10)
4. Arizona Cardinals (3-13)

I like that the Rams don't play any of their starters in the preseason...They'll come out fresh and ready to rock...Sean McVay will continue to outcoach his counterparts throughout the regular season, but I'll be rooting against him come playoff time after that EMBARRASSING all-around performance in the Super Bowl...Russell Wilson and Pete Carroll just find a way to grind it out and get it done...Jimmy Garoppolo is far too much of a wild card to put any stock in Kyle Shanahan's 49ers....Here comes the Hypeeeee Train again...The pundits seem to love the young and "fresh" QB/Coach duo of Kyler Murray and Kliff Kingsbury, but we're talking about a rookie head coach and quarterback, here...Ignore all the noise about "fancy" formations and breakneck offensive pace...This inexperienced team isn't winning this season. Take their under. Trust me. 

FRASCELLA'S NFL PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS

AFC Playoff Teams

1. Chiefs
2. Patriots
3. Texans
4. Steelers
5. Chargers
6. Ravens

NFC Playoff Teams

1. Rams
2. Saints
3. Eagles
4. Bears
5. Seahawks
6. Falcons

AFC Playoff Bracket

BYES: Chiefs and Patriots
Wild Card Weekend: Texans over Ravens and Steelers over Chargers
Divisional Round: Chiefs over Steelers and Patriots over Texans
AFC Championship: Chiefs over Patriots, 38-24

NFC Playoff Bracket

BYES: Rams and Saints
Wild Card Weekend: Eagles over Falcons and Seahawks over Bears
Divisional Round: Rams over Seahawks and Saints over Eagles
NFC Championship: Saints over Rams, 27-24

FRASCELLA'S SUPER BOWL PREDICTION

A reversal of fortunes! The Chiefs and Saints get it done this season. 

In the end, it's "Magic" Mahomes over aging Brees, 38-21. Andy Reid can only hope!

Congrats again, Lauren and DJ!